We're all suspect

We've started our own conspiracy. We'll casually talk about our 'coffee shop' banter but in the end we'll be called the double conspiracy. We seem to ride by the same places the other conspirators will, except we get there first. We lay claim to those town lines and coffee shops and we suspect others are off doing it themselves. We're elitists, snobs to our own selective exclusive group. They say they aren't training, that they are resting their injuries, they're not riding, they're doing a lot of talking about nothing... nothing about what they are doing! They're hitting those closets hard, closing the doors to hide the fluid trainer goodness or the mystery bike.